Wait, Mama Shark! We can explain… maybe…
◆[BATHTUB PIZZA] THE STREAM
Buy me Coffee 😉
#hololive #hololiveEnglish #holoMyth
We need to make sure the mom pounding detective is lock up so tight that it's like she's imprison on Alcatraz so all the Holomom would be safe from her.
Gura:"They are normal."
Chat:"Wait, we are?"
what should we do now guys
Just imagine having Gura as your cousin or something like that…
Able to get a Gura hug at family gatherings …
She called us harmless x')
I mean yes, simps are kind of harmless x')
There's a solid 0.1% that are prolly looking to get your adress and kidnap you tho… Not that I would know…
And thus many 4chan narratives were destroyed
Imagine Gura's mother hearing about the booba stress ball and scented lube
Ame: Gremlin hiss Intensifies
I hope her mom isn't a buffed beefy shark, otherwise we're in big trouble.
AME DONT YOU DARE
Gura: “Say ‘Hi’ chat!”
Chat: A-10 Warthog Diarrhea
We been know that Kiara watches Gura's streams.
Gura: "Yeah my mom is probably watching my stream…"
Ame inhales ᶦᵗ'ˢ ᶠʳᵉᵉ ʳᵉᵃˡ ᵉˢᵗᵃᵗᵉ…
Just the thought of Gura being awake her mama shark is watching her is very cute
Rubber floating pizza bath shark tries to call chat weird. (also true)
Now I’m imagining Gura’s mom watching her German lesson and facepalming at 1 to 5.
Mama Sharks vs Mama Peko
Who is more Milf than the others!?
when you introduce your weird friends to your parents lmao
Not gonna lie seeing Gura act all excited and cheery when she started talking about how her mama is probably watching was freaking precious! She must be really close with her mom.
"They're really squishy on the inside."
Gura, have you been eating your shrimps again?
She’s turning so red