Calli teaches how to get Girls [ Mori Calliope / HololiveEN ]

Girls don’t ask guys out because they can’t handle rejection well

Money. They really really like money.

Also, just be confident. Wash away the fear and be prepared for the worst. The worst she can do is say "No"

Thanks dad

Asking a fish how to catch fish.

if it fails, you’ll always have your waifus at your side

buy ramen.

Boys, we're getting the dad-son talk about girls

Never ask a fish how to catch a fish

Dad talk right here.

You don't need a woman to be happy. In fact you shouldn't, be a successful man in the aspects in your life outside of women and then you wont need one. Women really arent shit.

"just be yourself"
Me a neet..
Ohhhhhhhh!

Calli is giving very useful advice, actually

Overcome the fear of rejection so you can take it like a goddamn champ when it comes

Thanks dad

If anyone wants a romantic relationship they gotta learn how to attract.
If you get rejected don't let it bother you but don't stay the same either.
Be a bit self reflective.
Like what are characteristics that you don't like about yourself?
Try changing them. And I don't mean things like "stop being a nerd"
I'm talking about things like change your style, hair or whatever.
Maybe it's even less like changing posture or some shit like that.

In the end if you get rejected the best thing you can do is to grow confident that she/he probably isn't the one for you and if you grow that confidence your chances of getting hit on by her/him increase drastically. And always be confident in who you are, you're never going to be perfect but you are never going to be just bad. Confidence is one of the most attractive assets that you can have, no matter who you are and what you look like.

its a dad advice

So in short Kiara already failed just feom the 1st category

Never take advice on how to catch a fish from a fish. They've never had to put in the effort or planning to make the catch.
… assuming cali's actress is an actress

Never take advice on how to catch a fish from a fish. They've never had to put in the effort or planning to make the catch.
… assuming cali's actress is an actress

Just ask guys out not much difference

Thanks dad

"how do you talk to a girl" cali- well if its a lost cause its a lost cause… omg save LUL

Proof that girls don't know what they want, but guys always know what THEY want …. a waifu. (Wholesome)

I'm 28 and I'm still trying to figure this out. Some say to be their friend first (it's been my experience that they're absolutely terrified of anything more than friendship) but then you get friendzoned and who knows how many years and boyfriends she'll go through if she ever even gets to you in the first place. Some say to just go for it and approach her, but some women hate being approached in public and some even consider it harassment. Some also say to use a dating app, but assuming you even find a good looking, non-crazy girl, she's probably got several other guys to choose from, so the chances are probably slim. You might even just wait for somebody to come to you, but come on, how often do women really do that?

I've got a tip for you, reject RL girls and embrace the simping.

Still better advice than r9k

It;s pretty simple just make eye contact….and if they look back a couple of times it means u can try.

My uncle says "If you like a girl then try to get closer to her, know her first because anything gotta start somewhere, be agresive but don't push to hard and asses the situation, the most important step before confessing to someone is to make sure that they like you back first, not as a friend but as a man"

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If I get rejected I’ll just watch hololive to cure my sadness

Calli is the ceo of getting girls

Lewd and Dominance

Dad always gives good advice.

Great, now only thing I need is a crush to apply these on

viewer: asks for advice approaching their crush
calli: "give up fast when she rejects you"

Just be yourself bro

Bruh just be good looking, it's significantly easier, she would be touchy with you, keep eye contact, engage and keep conversation going on, reply with more than a single word, take the effort and time to meet and be with you etc. It's significantly easier to interact with a living human compared to a yes/no/uh huh uninterested machine.

See even her said don't push too, so let's be gentle guys

What if I don't like anyone but I just don't want to be alone anymore

Why the hell would you ask a woman about dating advice? Do you ask a fish how to fish?

Wow this is actually extremely real advice! Cali is really on our side!

You just gotta keep in mind that girls are, you know, individuals. Literally every single one of them wants something different from what all the other ones want. The only way to know what they're into is to ask and hope for a sincere answer.

As they say, “Don’t water a dead plant”