I JUST BROKE EVERY BONE IN MY BODY…

Good.

What she says next:
"Hi i'm Nyatasha Nyanners, and Welcome to Jackass."

“I just broke every single bone in my body.”

Huh.

“To teleport to your location.”

Oh no.

Now she can telebordt

>911, what's your emergency?
"Uh… there's a limp catgirl in my house."
>Excuse me?
"Yeah, I think all of her bones are broken. Send help."

Why is there a pink cat girl in front of my house

Well that’s concerning… uh ok yes I see you here and you have in fact broken every bone in you- and your screaming in sheer agony ok I’m calling an ambulance right now.

So Nyanners can teleport but it makes her flaccid. Nice.

Nyanners moment

Every bone broken, return to jelly

I'm struggling to imagine what that would even feel like, because I've only ever broke one bone, my collarbone, and I didn't realize I did for two days just that my shoulder hurt a fucking lot if I moved it wrong.

Relatable

Medic!

This is how our parents go to school everyday

I mean technically that's how it works

Her one regret.

Boneitis.

Except mine…

I feel like every bone in me body's broke! MMEEEEEEDDDIIIIIICCC!!!

-Nyanners definitely

*chuckles *
I'm in danger

And that is love right there

Nice bone crunch

Degenerate: you broke every bone in your body that means you can't fight back.
Nyanners: Ho no.

Degenerate: Time to reduce 50 Shades of Grey.

So she broke every bone in her body as a fee to teleport to my location, why is braking bones the fee for teleportation

Jackie chan in a nutshell

W why??

Everything she says is like figuring out the answer to the square root of pi

Why am I expecting "My name is Giovanni Giorgio but everybody calls me Giorgio"

A small price to pay to have Nyanners in at my location.

Oh no, not the teleblordt.

Omea wa mou shindeiru

Nyani?

deku?

If yo girl don't broke every single bone in her body to teleport to your location, dump her

Good lord, Joker! You on shore leave from Normandy?

I could make a really weird creepy comment about wanting that buuuuut i wont.

… to reach you about your cars extended warentee

I just broke every bone in my body in the swiming pool asmr

Why would you want to teleport into the Mater Suspiria? At best, nothing interesting is going on; at worst, catastrophic failures in important systems, like airlocks, or the drive system.

Well if you did, you die a very slow and painful death because your lungs fill up with blood and you wouldn't be able to breathe let alone speak. There's a movie called sanctum that shows this.

My younger brother when he runs to my dad after slapping him:

Full-body cast: six weeks.
Physical therapy: six months
Gratitude of the catgirl you took all that time to help heal to full strength again: lifelong.
Yep, seems worth it to me.

Nyanners: i've broke every bone in my body to get to your location
me: do you want me to call an ambulance?

I was about to laught but the last part had me screaming for my life

kinky

The VRchat model makes everything she does and says even funnier

Yeah well a "bone" in my body definitely grew 5 inches upon hearing her voice